Yeah the bureaucratic ones are the best. 3 hours to a get a photo taken for my driving licence. Still much easier than if I had a US one.
Its hard to rank them really as there are shades of nuttyness. A recent one was a battle with a toad that would not move from the front of my door, and kept on trying to get in when I opened it. Had to climb over the balcony in the end. Got a bit drunk that night and chased him off with a fly swatter. Carrying the rock up the mountain was a bit of a mad one. There is also a festival in one of the neighbouring villages where all the single men get smashed on sake while everyone is getting the floats ready. The everyone goes out and parades their floats in front of the shrine. We then turn up making a big load of noise with out float. Which is just some sticks holding up a barrel of sake which we drink from. The smallest guy then climbs a pole while we spin the float around. This is meant to impress the single womenā¦it does not work very well. There is also the naked marathon in January. Which ends with a bunch of men in a pit, in mawashis trying to touch the unlucky man while monks throw ice water on you.
My facebook catalogues some of the more interesting experiences that Iāve had. Case in point; Bogglin about in Japan Bevaggedon addition; So I was out having some cheeky drinks with some chums, bombing the old sake, get a lift home. Get back to the door and hear this god awful sound. Turns out there is a sharks vs jets deal going on but with cats. These mother fuckers are loud. So one of the teachers in my block, who has influenza, is shouting at them to be quiet. Now I should add here I have been watching a lot of Father Ted of recent. So drunken Amp lets forth with āFeck off cat, arse feck, Girlzzzzā The teacher then copies this shouting āfeck off catoā. This goes on for a good five minuets till these furry pricks get the hint and bugger off. The teacher and I do an air high five and go our separate ways. So that was my Friday night.
My life has certainly become more interesting since moving to Japan.