Fruit

[Andy]

@sK0pe

Juice I’m having right now is made up of - 6 not fruit, 2 not fruit, 1/4 not fruit, bunch of not fruit, bunch of not fruit, inch or so of not fruit, 1/4 lemon and 1 apple.

f i f t e e n c h a r a c t e r s

[sK0pe]

@panfriedmarmot

Regardless of health that fruit slurry sounds pretty foul.

I personally attempt to try things before judging them, I guess not everyone has common sense.

@Andy

@sK0pe

Juice I’m having right now is made up of - 6 not fruit, 2 not fruit, 1/4 not fruit, bunch of not fruit, bunch of not fruit, inch or so of not fruit, 1/4 lemon and 1 apple.

f i f t e e n c h a r a c t e r s

@Andy

Juice is bad for you. Don’t drink it.

You didn’t specify what juice, I guess you can keep attempting to think.

[panfriedmarmot]

Skope what is your damage man? Every thread I’ve seen where someone disagrees with you you’re up on your high horse with the insinuated insults and pissy attitude.

[Andy]

@sK0pe

You didn’t specify what juice, I guess you can keep attempting to think.

IT’S THE FRUIT THREAD!

[Nukerjsr]

Would you go to a fruit buffet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXXsbvb1syA

[no_fun_girl]

@panfriedmarmot

Skope what is your damage man? Every thread I’ve seen where someone disagrees with you you’re up on your high horse with the insinuated insults and pissy attitude.

@Andy

You didn’t specify what juice, I guess you can keep attempting to think.

IT’S THE FRUIT THREAD!

yeah seriously, wtf?

@Nuri

Red “Delicious” and anything related to it is fucking bullshit and should not exist. The name is a marketing lie. Do not be fooled.

I’m actually a fan of the empire, but not the Fuji, as far as Red Delicious crosses go.

[Rochelle]

Today I discovered Saturn peaches. I am happy.

[no_fun_girl]

We bought these from a farmer’s market near the waterfall house voldemort venue. SO GOOD. They called them “Donut Peaches”

[Ikatono]

Why is “Fruit” the most hostile thread? Is it my fault for making fun of sugar on strawberries?

[Naoza]

It’s just the most hostile thread for the minute. You 'ought to remember the heat in the gomergoat thread a while back or the absolute nuthouse that was the 2016 election thread.

[no_fun_girl]

we should make a thread about clouds and flowers and see how long it takes.

[fundefined]

Flowers are no joke. I could see a thread about Wisterias going wild very fast.

[Nuri]

Best invasive plant joke right here!

[Heidi]

I once let a plantain get to ripe before I put it in a massaman curry. It ended with banana-flavoured curry which was a happy accident I would like to repeat.

[Heidi]

There are some cherry guavas currently getting ripe between my house and my train station. I am plotting to scrump them. Guavas are awesome.

[RobotMitchell]

Plums. Plums are a fruit that I never think about until someone offers me one, them I remember “oh that’s right, plums are flipping great!” Even though they’re not as juicy or flavorful as peaches, I personally much prefer their flavor. Plus, being smaller and less juicy, you don’t have to change your shirt or ring out your beard afterwards like you do with peaches (that might just be me).

[GeorgePatches]

I have a similar reaction to ripe pears.

[Naoza]

PLUMS! Oh man something about the skin of a plum. Over and above the flavour of the fruit which is amazing, the skin is just the right amount of sour and just makes the plum. I love me some plums!

[Apreche]

Plums are great, but prunes are better.

[Naoza]

Prunes are OK. I may have a prune from the fridge if I see them I may not. Unlike plums where if I feel there’s a bit of give in that skin, it’s get in mah belleh time!