GeekNights Monday - Equifax and Apple

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But would ever use your endoscope to peer into Scott’s/Rym spark-plug hole? :thinking:

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You shouldn’t have sparks in that hole I knew of a kid in high school who tried to light his farts and was burned pretty badly.

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I have no idea how to respond to this.

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No worries I didn’t mean the literal kind. More like the ardent and fervent sparks.

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Ohhhh Lord have mercy fans self

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“yes” or “no”

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Aha! I was waiting for Skope to add to this thread with a 100% negative everything-Apple-makes-and-does-is-shit post, and he didn’t disappoint!

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-18/equifax-is-said-to-suffer-a-hack-earlier-than-the-date-disclosed?cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_content=business&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

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That would coincide with someone opening up a credit card in my name.

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Scott: You can look at your asshole…without using 5 mirrors.
Rym: It only takes me 2 mirrors tops.
JFC

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Two is not enough for me.

Idea: get a bunch of mirrors from a hall of mirrors at a fun house. Use it to make looking at my asshole very easy.

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This would make a great art installation. We have the room which has the hall of mirrors. Make it a maze as well. Use a two way mirror set-up. So you can see one side of the room from the outside. And set up a kiosk that controls the endoscope. Scott, let us know when you have an opening in your schedule.

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What? How many mirrors does it take you?

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Also having partners and camer phones can be helpful or so I’ve heard, you know, from a friend.

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I mean, if you’re actually being serious, I don’t even need another person. I can just put my camera on a tripod, and connect it to the TV with an HDMI cable.

I could also connect to my camera with wifi. Then I can see what the camera sees on my phone or tablet screen.

But we’re in the business of making jokes about butts and mirrors. Not actually looking at butts.

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There will come a time where you may have a health condition in a nether region to where you can’t see it physically that may require the assistance of someone else to look into it. :stuck_out_tongue:

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You are assuming there has not been such a time.

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True. But just saying.

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If this going to work you need a second person. Got to capture every minute detail. A few cheek spreading poses for good measure. Then you need a computer to generate the 3d image of your posterior. Then send the finished image to a commercial 3d printer service. Put the piece on display front and center in your home.

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Toilet with carefully positioned mirrors so you can see every facet of your glorious self.

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