First post from the old Forum:
Consider this thread to be the evil half-brother of “Things of Your Day”. Instead of posting things that are awesome, post things that are made of epic fail.
I just gashed my elbow into a doorframe. It hurt, but I didn’t realize I was bleeding until just a few minutes ago. Now I’ve got blood all over my shirt. Ewww.
UncleUlty December 2016
^ That is a reality that I live with on a regular basis. Colitis is the stuff gypsy curses are made of.
The colonoscopy was a success, though with one interesting note. I had the high-larious idea to tell a joke to the doctor right as he was putting me under, and then deliver the punchline right as I woke up. However, I went out before I could tell him, “What did one snowman say to the other snowman?”, so I randomly woke up after the procedure and immediately said, “Smells like carrots.” with no context.
And now for my fail:
Reaches up and takes down all the numbers on a “Days since someone posted Nazi propaganda to /r/anime” sign, so that it reads 0