I like to pace when I’m on the phone, and my watch decided I had taken somewhat of a long walk.
About 50 years worth of long walk.
It’s a graduation speech my man not a damn roast.
How dare you compress every politics argument on this forum for the last few years into a single image.
Answered my front door to see King Henry VIII standing there.
He asked if my next door neighbour was the local builder and explained he’d lost his telephone number and wanted me to give it to him. My neighbour was out.
Instead of just giving a weirdo my neighbour’s number I called him myself to ask if that was ok.
I told my neighbour it was King Henry VIII and the guy nodded, because, of course, he approved of this.
My neighbour asked if it was John.
So I asked if he was John.
“King Henry VIII, he’ll know who it is!”
Again I said it was King Henry VIII and again he asked if it was John and if he was John give him the number.
King Henry VIII sheepishly admitted that yes, he was John.
How in the fuck did I not know that the north pole of Saturn is a fucking Hexagon?!
Seriously, this is blowing my mind.
Did you just watch a Hexagons are the Bestagons?
15 characters of confirmation.
I knew Cup Noodle commercials had a reputation, and I’ve seen some of them before, but I was not prepared for this one.
Do they throw you out if you share your appetizer?
Do they take away your entree when you’re half done with it?
Should have opened a Netflix ice cream shop