Millennials are killing (blank)

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A general dumping ground of stories about their muderous rampage

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A collage of headlines about millennials killing things:

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This is one of those situations where Scott’s right, all these things fail and should fail.

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We got marmalade. White supremacy, we see you.

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As a so-called “Xennial” (someone who is late Gen-X but on the cusp of being a Millennial), I also agree that most (if not all) of the stuff that Millennials are killing should probably fail too. I’m in the situation where yeah, I do Gen-X-y things because it’s what I’m used to, but when I hear about a Millennial thing, I’m usually like, “Hey, you know, that actually is a pretty good idea now that I think about it.”

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The Millennial Hit Squad is maybe my favorite meme of this year. Also a good band name.

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So wait the first post is about Millennials saving the newspaper?

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I’d guess online news, as opposed to TV.

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Maybe we wouldn’t hate video so much if you’d stop putting videos that

  • autoplay
  • with sound on
  • docked to the top of the fucking screen like some 1996 frame layout garbage

on your website.

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Yep. I don’t subscribe to a print newspaper, but I do to an online one (or at least the online edition of a print newspaper). But I’m not really a Millennial either.

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What are old people killing?

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The world, generally.

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Yeah I was gonna say people, then I thought progress, then I was like… more?

But of course millennials are the problem.

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Even sex and lunch?

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Migrate your consciousness to a new robot chassis today.

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I love the combination of “Why Aren’t Millenials Having Sex?” and “‘Promiscuous’ Millenials are Killing McDonalds”

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Can I have crazy brain sex in a VR construct like GitS?

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Incel MRA McDonald’s :scream:

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Ancient San Fraciscan items once forged to battle the tyranny of Venture Capitalist.

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Sure but why?

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