I fell you about the car issues. I took mine in to get a scheduled oil changed and now need to wait on parts to get my front breaks fixed. Also the trend with modern cars is to let the computer take care of it and allow you to not do anything repair wise so no idea what the plan is if I need to replace the current car.
tl;dr: a user wrote a very basic function that got imported into a bunch of JavaScript project, got mad at NPN so he removed his code; and broke the internet.