I discovered the best esoteric programming language I’ve heard of in quite a while: the Ↄ language. All the programs that fail to compile as C programs are Ↄ programs. It’s not Turing-complete, but hey, sometimes you take what you can get.
If you’re a programmer and you’ve never bothered to learn about esolangs, read about brainfuck. It’s easier than you think.
Colonel Sanders made an appearance on General Hospital to discuss the time he used Malbolge to stop hackers from deleting his secret recipe, and also the time he was cursed by a warlock.