Actually Listenable Christmas Music

Obviously NSFW in any fashion:

https://youtu.be/NzYKGTj2-hU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZELjIqHQlUY

If you like Devo, Mark Mothersbaugh did an album called Joyeux Mutato.
Also not Christmas technically, but it’s a good time of year to make a playlist of all your favorite music from video game ice worlds.

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Oh yeah. I would be remiss not to toss in a KPop Xmas song. Most of them are sappy ballad types that I’m not into, but at least Crayon Pop provided this masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPFK61Yu3M

I just decided I’m gonna bump Brenda Lee and John Lennon down to make room for Stevie in the 4 slot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y__tczZDkTo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaPj1GoDpQw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nud2TQNahaU

The order of my top 5 changes from year to year but this is a solid lineup as is.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wid6EJnAKrY

That Little Drummer Boy Version is all that is good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOaPGGU2pb0

My girlfriend is a classical singer, and often performs as a soloists for choir concerts. Christmas can be a busy time. Here is my favourite piece of hers:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxfgiq6PZvc

To me, this is the REAL “All I Want for Christmas is You” because I freaking hate that Mariah Carey song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoJxigEuVC4

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Guys I found the best sad Christmas song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLvU-eSbFD0

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I could listen to this on repeat for hours, and I don’t even celebrate Christmas. This song gives me chills every time I listen to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rayDO-gS4Q

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For when it’s Christmas but you’re still feeling Halloween

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wbRmDVU638

How did I forget about a Muppet Christmas Carol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eSx9lxjfOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbtFu1nWN6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzcUQuImIBY

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Incorrect, it doesn’t have a perfectly functional gravy recipe in it.

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Gravy recipes aren’t sad; they’re the opposite.
So Lizzie is indeed correct. There’s no gravy, so people aren’t happy.

Making a slight revision on my top 5, removing the waitresses with this one instead (forgot about it at the time).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglLJJ0Czo8

I’ve done a ton of research in the last week on Christmas music so here’s my top five of all time and my top five of this year

  1. Thankful Heart from A Muppet Christmas Carol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbtFu1nWN6s

  1. Christmas Must Be Tonight – Blue Rode (The Band cover)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3TBdry3btQ

  1. Happier New Year – Chris Farren (feat. Lee Corey Oswald)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kG_nvG1614

  1. Santa – Lightnin Hopkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLvU-eSbFD0

  1. Merry Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Joey Ramone (Phil Spector cover)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRRyhDUNQ0

Honorable mention: Snoopy’s Christmas – The Royal Guardsmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hWZGIWe_U

And this year

  1. Must Be Christmas – Blue Rodeo (The Band cover) (see above)
  2. Santa – Lightnin Hopkins (see above)
  3. Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem do Run Run Rudolph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Z6IOCDXis

  1. Little Drummer Boy/Silent Night/Auld Lang Syne – Jimi Hendrix, which is sadly not on YouTube but you can stream on Spotify.

  2. Merry Christmas, Baby – Bruce Springsteen (Otis Redding cover)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeMY6R72XKE

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