Things of Your Day

zehaeva · June 7, 2018, 12:15pm

They probably can’t find one who can get them right >>

Guy · June 7, 2018, 12:31pm

It’s opening night for the show I’m in with the amateur drama group. The play is just over half an hour in length and will be followed by a murder mystery play. It’s all looking really positive.

Hopefully it’ll all go smoothly! It’s my first time in a play since school!

Apreche · June 7, 2018, 1:30pm

I watched this knife video and actually didn’t enjoy it as much as the cheese and deli meat ones. I didn’t learn much, but maybe that’s because I already had a little bit of knife knowledge. What I did like was that although this knife expert was easily able to determine which knife was more expensive (so was I), he also seemed to tell people that the more expensive knife was not actually superior, and people should buy the cheap knives. The food experts were definitely of the opinion that the more expensive foods were more delicious.

PrinceRobot · June 7, 2018, 4:44pm

I’m a heathen who uses knives I put through the dishwasher and never sharpens things.

Apreche · June 7, 2018, 4:53pm

In the afterlife your destroyed knives will come back and repeatedly stab you for all eternity.

SkeleRym · June 7, 2018, 4:56pm

So the plot of Utena basically

Apreche · June 7, 2018, 4:57pm

I was too lazy to go get a gif, but yes, that is what I was thinking.

GeorgePatches · June 7, 2018, 5:32pm

I have a couple crappy knives that I dishwasher, and nicer knives that I don’t.

jabrams007 · June 7, 2018, 7:23pm

Because you can never fire enough Nerf balls at someone…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7MDrUG4cws

panfriedmarmot · June 7, 2018, 9:08pm

How the fuck do you cut anything properly?

Dazzle369 · June 7, 2018, 9:43pm

PrinceRobot · June 7, 2018, 10:03pm

I just channel my ki.

I’m not even sure if these knives are meant to be sharpened… they all have a rough sort of tiny serrated edge that I imagine would come off pretty quickly.