Since moving to Japan I am now classed as some sort of ursine creature.
Also @Cremlian you are a godless heathen. At least tell me you have a bit of tea right?
Cheesy Toast with a bit of ketchup is a whopper start to the say. Do you have brown sauce in the States?
Well you say they are white but thats a bit of a misnomer. I seem to remember Russel Brand had a chart on it.
All jokes aside I think its good to let the stupid go at some points. And its the only time I can contribute here.
Good beverages which are safe and enjoyable to drink:
Poisons which you should never drink:
You do know chocolate milk doesnât come from chocolate cows?
I was gonna type up a long rant, but then I remembered that your lunch every day is two PB&J sandwiches and thought better of it.
Nope, not quite, let me quick fix this:
This is only me being a tiny bit factious. I acknowledge that when I drink my unhealthy amounts of coffee or drano, or scotch that Iâm drinking poison. That said, I challenge Scott from the angle that heâs far too permissible with what he thinks isnât poison. I mean fruit juice? Why not just eat white poison aka sugar?
My dad used to eat vanilla creme sandwich cookies wrapped in a slice of white American cheese dunked in a glass of white milk.
Drink deep the whiteness, and then you will truly know the world.
My dadâs first proper meal without some form of potato in it wasnât until he was at BC.
Did you not get the memo that sugar is poison?
I poison myself a little bit each day in the hopes of developing an immunity or death. Both are equally acceptable.
Anchovies, mushrooms, and horseradish? Sounds way better than tomato slurry, sugar, and salt.
What about seltzer water?
Now who will post the Cage bee gif?
In my White CisHet Male Opinion, the megaman video version is superior.
Dam I need to get my brother on here, he is the whitest person I know. Doesnât tan just freckles.
Curry ketchup, specifically the German kind, is the only acceptable store bought ketchup.