POP QUIZ HOT SHOT
Share a predicament, as simple or complex as you want. And we can all try to explain how to escape/survive it. Pooped your pants in outer Brooklyn? Car is overheating, you’re in the Lincoln tunnel, and someone has a gun?
GeekNights Patrons can submit predicaments here for an upcoming show.
Not a predicament but it brings to mind what my uncle told me was a pep talk thing when he was in basic training. The drill instructor asked the platoon:
YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY AN ENEMY DIVISION. YOUR ENTIRE UNIT IS DEAD. YOU ARE ALONE AND OUT OF AMMUNITION. WHAT DO YOU DO!?!
And the only acceptable answer was:
KILL THEM SIR!
How? You’re out of ammo.
YOU GOT TEETH DONTCA BOY?!
Your phone battery died and you have no charger or portable battery.
Embrace the nomad life, rekindle your love of nature.
Seek the aid of small creatures.