Predicaments

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Share a predicament, as simple or complex as you want. And we can all try to explain how to escape/survive it. Pooped your pants in outer Brooklyn? Car is overheating, you’re in the Lincoln tunnel, and someone has a gun?

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Not a predicament but it brings to mind what my uncle told me was a pep talk thing when he was in basic training. The drill instructor asked the platoon:

YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY AN ENEMY DIVISION. YOUR ENTIRE UNIT IS DEAD. YOU ARE ALONE AND OUT OF AMMUNITION. WHAT DO YOU DO!?!

And the only acceptable answer was:

KILL THEM SIR!

How? You’re out of ammo.

YOU GOT TEETH DONTCA BOY?!

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Your phone battery died and you have no charger or portable battery.


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