Happy New year!

From the spooky spooky future!

Passed it by hanging on the balcony, watching some local, probably illegally obtained fireworks with a rum in one hand, cigar in the other, and scratching the dog with my feet.

You’re all glorious motherfuckers, and I love y’all in all your own special ways. Thanks for the year past, and here’s to the year ahead.


Joke’s on you, I got all my cyborg slash robot stabbing done well in time to relax on new years.

Happy Chinese New Year - The Year of the Cock is in now officially in full swing.