Apparently Dream Daddy has some secret assets buried in the code that may or may not be accessible in game at the moment, and it points to some shady goings-on with priest dad and his family.
From level18 game file
Well, hi. My name is Joseph. I have an alcoholic whore wife, whose life I destroyed.
Nothing’s a coincidence, idiot. No town in America has such a concentration of eligible, willing Dads
{$PlayerFirstName}, ever wonder where all the wives and husbands in town went? Why everyone’s an eligible single father?
Because of me. Because of my work. Because of my loyalty.
I am the conduit for something beautiful, {$PlayerFirstName}. Something pure. And you have the honor of being part of it.
And I will fuck each Dad whose life I destroy until the shame and stink of their failures has returned our eternal king to life. The fuel of a hundred thousand rank darknesses of the soul.
And all to get these very good friends of ours here, in my town, and my father’s town, and his father before him. Hurting for human touch. Praying for the salvation of kindness.
I told you, I’m a cool youth minister. Have you seen my tattoos? Were you even watching me tear it up on the dance floor?
this thing in my pocket. The pocket knife that Robert gave me. If I have to defend myself, this is all I have.
Mary finishes untying me and disappears.
And down to pound, if you catch my meaning. I had a whale of a time last night.
Get it? Whale? We talked extensively about whales last night? You don’t really like them?
I’m very perceptive. A good listener. I heard all those impure thoughts, {$PlayerFirstName}, and about a married man, no less.
My kids? Those aren’t my kids.
Well, they are my kids. In a way. Cosmically. I guess you could call them vessels.
And in that case I guess that technically makes me not a Dad. Woops. Sorry to kill that little fantasy for you.
The safe word is Jimmy Buffett.
Joseph, this is insane. So the whole minister thing… that’s just a front for this weird sex dun-
Oh, that’s so cute. You think this is a sex thing.
I mean, it’s kind of a sex thing.
This body is but a conduit, Mary! I’ll see you in your nightmares!
I don’t know if this text is ACTUALLY part of the game, but if it somehow is, holy shit.