Fail of Your Day


#1444

The spam filter won’t let me post “ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US” without extra text and is ruining my joke.


#1445

I was just thinking hey. Computers always making divide by zero errors. Why not just avoid division altogether? Like, if you have to divide y / x and you are worried that x is 0 just do y * (x^(-1)) instead?

Oh.

Never mind.


#1446

You just need to do better math.


#1447

We had to send our third dog, Rocko, back to the rescue league.


#1448

Dear Pentagon…

Fuck you.


#1449

#1450

That’s the most late-stage capitalism thing I’ve read today.


#1451

Get ready for this. Ein Volkswagen, Ein Reich, Ein Führer.


#1452

Patreon is trying their hand at stupid bullshit again. (Read the whole thread.)