So when I was younger I got sick a lot. My mom insisted I was making it up, despite the fact that after taking me to specialists they told her my adenoids were a problem. She of course ignored all of their cumulative professional wisdom and made sure I felt shitty whenever I got sick.
Turns out my adenoids have been trying to kill me all these years. After I finish this month-long course of antibiotics I need surgery to get them out.
Bonus: My doctor was horrified and awestruck when he saw these scans. He has no idea how I’m able to breathe at all.