Y’all think you fucking love “fuck” like this motherfucker?
Fuck no! You’re fucked. Seriously, fuck that fuckery, stop fucking around fuckers. Don’t fuck with me, I’m Fuck-o fucking McFuckface. I’m from Fucking, Austria. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself. Shut the fuck up.
I mean, fuck a duck! Who gives a fuck anyway? Fuck if I know! Fuck me this is fucked up, you got me fucked up bro, I need to calm down, go fuck the bar up, get FUBAR, meet a fucken’ chick, fuck a little, fuck myself over, have a kid, oh fuck, raise the little fuck, live a happy fucken’ life for fuck’s sake.
Every-fucking-day when I wake up at 6 in the fucking morning, I am super fucking keen to engage my Zero-Fuck Field Manipulation Device before going to work.
I don’t get much fucking work done now, but at least I can manipulate the lack of fucks I fuck with.