Rym claims that only the cake doughnut is actually a doughnut, and any other kind is not a doughnut.
To that I say: No true Scotsman! No semantic arguments!
But honestly, I’ve never met a doughnut I didn’t like. Dunkin’, Krispy Kreme, $1 doughnuts from a street cart, or even the package of mini doughnuts form a vending machine. While all definitely inferior to the high quality doughnuts, I will still eat them. They are all delicious.
I just don’t eat too many to avoid turning into Homer Simpson.